a conversation

Corgan- Mom?

Me- Yeah, bud?

C- Did you do any sports when you were young?

M- No....not when I was your age. I did when I was older.

C- What sports did you do?

M- Well, I did track in junior high and high school, cross country in high school, and I was a cheerleader one year.

Loooooooooooooong pause.

C- Mom?

M- Yeah, bud?

C- I don't think cheerleading is a sport. I mean, if there was a vote to see if people should think of cheerleading as a sport, I would vote no.